The Buyer at Hammacher Schlemmer Has Lost Her Mind

...and I love it! If anyone wants to buy me a present...The 20 Foot Animatronic Triceratops, $350,000
The Gigantic Inflatable Climbing Iceberg, $6,000
The Inspiration Archipod, $40,000
The Transparent Canoe Kayak, $1,600The Floating Sofa, $189Alas, all I can afford right now is the floating sofa.

My Daughter is the Coolest Cheerleader Ever

Ting Ting is top left.
Some of you may not know that I actually have a teenage daughter. Her name is Ting Ting and she lives in Thailand. She lived with us last year and I was her host mother. I'm never going to have any real children so as far as I'm concerned she is my daughter forever. She recently sent me pictures of her as a cheerleader. She is not only gorgeous, she is also incredible smart. She hopes to be a doctor someday. American cheerleaders should take notice. This is what cheerleading should be like.Ting Ting is at the top.
Ting Ting is fourth in line.
Here is the practice video of their cheer. Start watching at 1:20. Imagine this in the outfits pictured above: